Simon from Blue Peter went ape sh*t this morning on Sky Sports  with the all too predictable news that Phil Barber will ignore advise to rest an injured toe to make a sensational return to Artists Football.

These are unceratin times for the Wednesday night league and all players are advised to text or ‘facebook’ to inform their clubs of their availability. Barber is said to be dismayed at the idea of 2 on 2, dissapointed but not put off by 3 on 3 and overjoyed at anything 4 players a side or over. Classy Midfield Strike Force Wizard Attacker  ‘Tom’ is said to be on the brink of bringing in actual talented footballers to make up numbers.

more to follow.