ULTIMATE ARTIST SOCCER BALL!!!!!!

A short clip from the newly devised programming of the new ‘Ultimate Artists Soccer Ball’ league was leaked today. The rights to the ‘Summer Season’ have been purchased for £8.51 and a packet of Cheetos by ESPN with live screening beginning with Wednesdays fixture at 7.00pm, Gosta Green pitch.

Artists are advised to email or txt Barber or Whipps with their availability for the next 10 weeks, and in particular this Wednesday so they can guage numbers.

Kick-off  Wednesday 24th  7.00pm

Coverage on ESPN 3 extra +1  featuring commentary by Paula Abdul and post-match analysis by Bruce Nauman and Simon Cowell.