The End? In a move which is sure to have far reaching ramifications, Club Chairman/Star Striker/wanton Hustler Chris Poolman is alleged to have handed in a transfer request to himself in which he outlined his plan to not only take flight from ATAFC but from the world of football altogether. It is rumored that Poolman, a renowned practitioner of the ancient art of Morrisjitsu is to concentrate his efforts on the formation of a British artists only version of the sport. Fellow members of the ATAFC squad are said to be reeling at the news. In a vain attempt to encourage Poolman to stay Phil (Philip) Barber was seen clinging to the windscreen of Poolmans motor vehicle as it left the training ground. Poolman himself was as eloquent and philosophical as ever: “I’ve had enough of these lousy F***ing artists and the constant F***ing text messaging to see who can play and who can’t. If they wanna play so much they can get there own F***ing team. I just want to move on from yellow belt……”

The End?

In a move which is sure to have far reaching ramifications, Club Chairman/Star Striker/wanton Hustler Chris Poolman is alleged to have handed in a transfer request to himself in which he outlined his plan to not only take flight from ATAFC but from the world of football altogether. It is rumored that Poolman, a renowned practitioner of the ancient art of Morrisjitsu is to concentrate his efforts on the formation of a British artists only version of the sport.

Fellow members of the ATAFC squad are said to be reeling at the news. In a vain attempt to encourage Poolman to stay Phil (Philip) Barber was seen clinging to the windscreen of Poolmans motor vehicle as it left the training ground.

Poolman himself was as eloquent and philosophical as ever:

“I’ve had enough of these lousy F***ing artists and the constant F***ing text messaging to see who can play and who can’t. If they wanna play so much they can get there own F***ing team. I just want to move on from yellow belt……”