January 2010
2 posts
Players Return To Clubs as Arts Council Funded...
British Artist Sol Campbell will re-sign for Arsenal this week as the Arts Council funded ‘Notts County Project’ has finally conceded defeat. Millions of pounds of Arts Council money were spent on the project which not only attracted Swedish ‘Kleenex’ artist, Sven Goran Eriksson but also the majority of the ATA FC squad.
Since the failure of the project players have begun...
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
3 posts
Sensational Return As Barber Buys Toe Brace
Simon from Blue Peter went ape sh*t this morning on Sky Sports with the all too predictable news that Phil Barber will ignore advise to rest an injured toe to make a sensational return to Artists Football.
These are unceratin times for the Wednesday night league and all players are advised to text or ‘facebook’ to inform their clubs of their availability. Barber is said to be...
Barber Retires From Artist Football in Two Month...
It was confirmed today that ATAFC’s Phil Barber has fractured a bone in his big toe. The injury had occured over two months ago. Periods of recovery had occured but without sufficient rest the bone has simply re-fractured everytime Barber is involved in a challenge. Without letting this injury recover, Barber could face permanent Arthritis in his toe.
Barber revealed the diagnosis to...
June 2009
16 posts
Breaking News! Holt St Secured
News has just reached us via morse-code that Holt st, Aston University Astro Turf, will again host the worlds most exciting artist based, birmingham centric football league.
Fixtures will begin, as usual, this Wednesday, 7pm.
more to follow….
Westbrook Foundation Charity Tournament Brings...
Yesterdays Westbrook Foundation Charity Tournament saw friends and fellow creatives of ‘Westerbrucke’ wow crowds at Aston University’s Lightening Conductor Stadium.
Excited members of the press were granted access not only to the footballing event but to the after party as well. Westbrook, who could not clarify what his foundation was raising money for, gave a candid interview...
“NEW LEAGUE START DELAYED AS NEWCASTLE KIT IS SO BAD”
– The start of the new Ulitmate Artist Soccer Ball league will be moved to wednesday the 1st of july after images of Newcastle’s new away kit were relased.
“League begins again! Wednesday 24th June 7.00pm, Gosta Green Pitch.”
May 2009
19 posts
BRITISH ARTISTS FOOTBALL
This Saturday. Birmingham. 1.00 pm - 6.00 pm. Post Match Awards Ceremony: The Lamp Tavern. AC Tortured Birmingham / Dynamo Artists Birmingham / Eastside Projects / Liverpool Relational Athletics/ Real Worcester / Bristol /Stoke Airspace Gallery / Lokomotiv Yorkshire / Jibbering
Tournament: Saturday May 23rd 1.00 - 6.00 (draw takes place at 12.00) Aston Powerleague (just off the M6; 5...
Long Range Weather Forecast
Dynamo Artists’ meteorological team have predicted 90% cloud cover for the big tournament on 23rd May
There will be a 8% chance of rain, temperature of 10 °C will feel like 8°C in the 9 knot wind
Perfect conditions
ATA FC Squad Announcement Overshadowed by Eastside...
ATA FC officials sensationally called a press conference last night to announce the squads for the BAF Cup. In the esteemed surroundings of The Prince of Wales, club officials explained to a disinterested audience of Tolkien lookalikes and bearded types that ATA FC would be submitting an A (AC Tortured) and a B (Dynamo Artists) team into the tournament. After weeks of discussion as to the relative...
THE HOLT ST HUSSLE
AC Tortured 18 - 16 FC Dynamo/Eastside projects
Vesterbrucke Wade the Elder
Stringer Bell Lester Freaman
Whipps The ‘Guvnor’
Not So Effete Now Phil Barber Brother Mouzone
18th Century...
Consternation in the ranks amid rumors of HIGH...
Speculation has been rife, the columns positively clanging with possibly spurious sallies up the VIRTUALLY UNASSAILABLE fortifications of truth’s fair CASTLE walls, following the publication of a leaked publicity hyper-realist painting of ATAFC/ AC Tortured/ Dynamo Artists/ (insert name of bigger, better team) stalwart Tom Grovesnor posing for cameras.
WORM HOLE?
Rumors abound ahead of...
April 2009
8 posts
BURWOOD'S ABSENCE EXPOSES DYNAMO FRAILTIES AS AC...
FC DYNAMO ARTISTS 12 - 30 AC TORTURED
‘mixed fabrics’ ‘Reds’
WHIPPS POOLMAN
The ever effete Phil BARBER THE ‘GUVNOR’
ESSEN ‘BROOK’
WADE THE ELDEST THUMPER
LANGDON The...
THE BATTLE OF HOLT ST
WHIPPS WONDERS STEAL MARCH ON RIVALS
By Matt Motson
AC TORTURED 14(?) - 7 FC DYNAMO ARTISTS
In what became a hard fought and frankly, over physical game, the APL resumed its competitive edge for the summer season. Barring a meta narrative injury to Stuart Tait, Jake Master’s finger strain and the continued absence of Alex Marzeta (last seen boarding a plane to play for Ecuador on...